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10.06.2025 00:35

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
No, not a chance
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Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do some men love sucking cocks?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
No way
Then came..
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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