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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

No, not a chance

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Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do we often have strong feelings for our twin flames, even if they don't feel the same way? Is there a way to make them realize their true feelings for us?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Romania in the past was a poor country, but last year the government announced it had 521 billion leu (113$ billion dollars) revenue. Why is so much? What's the reason?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do some men love sucking cocks?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

No way

Then came..

Next, they tried...

If You Can Perform These 5 Moves at 60, Your Body’s Decades Younger - Eat This Not That

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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